A: Did you hear who won the election?
B: No, who was it?
A: McCain is our new President.
B: You're a liar!
A: I'm not happy about it, either.
B: Who voted for him?
A: I guess the people wanted him as our new leader.
B: That's the dumbest thing that I've ever heard.
A: I have to tell you something else that you probably won't like.
B: What could be worse than what you just told me?
A: I wasn't serious, because Obama got elected.
B: That's fantastic! You really got me there.
A: You heard who won the election, right?
B: Who was elected?
A: McCain won the election.
B: That can't be true!
A: I'm upset, too.
B: I can't believe people voted for him.
A: People must want him as our President.
B: That doesn't make any sense.
A: I have more bad news.
B: How could the news get any worse?
A: I was only kidding, because Obama won the election.
B: That's great news!
A: Have you heard who got elected?
B: No, who won?
A: Our new President is John McCain.
B: What? You can't be serious!
A: I was just as shocked when I found out.
B: Why would anyone vote for McCain?
A: The people have spoken.
B: That's horrible.
A: If you don't like that, then you're probably going to be mad at what I tell you next.
B: More bad news?
A: I was just joking, and Obama is our new President.
B: Are you serious this time? That's wonderful news.