A: My ear is killing me.
B: What's the matter?
A: I was on a plane.
A: So, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt.
B: That's no good.
A: Sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't.
B: Have you seen a doctor?
A: I've been to two doctors.
B: And they couldn't fix your problem?
A: They both said I have to live with it.
B: Or you can stay off planes.