A: My ear is killing me. B: What's the matter? A: I was on a plane. B: So? A: So, every time the plane goes up, my ear starts to hurt. B: That's no good. A: Sometimes the pain goes away, and sometimes it doesn't. B: Have you seen a doctor? A: I've been to two doctors. B: And they couldn't fix your problem? A: They both said I have to live with it. B: Or you can stay off planes.