17. A Dirty Remote

A: Our TV remote is filthy.

B: Yes, it's covered with crud.

A: I'm going to clean it.

B: Don't use water on it!

A: I'll use a damp cloth.

B: Don't let water get into any of the cracks.

A: I'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.

B: Don't rub the numbers off the remote.

A: I will rub gently but firmly.

B: Do it quickly, please, so I can change channels during commercials.

A: I'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.

B: Maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.