A: Our TV remote is filthy.
B: Yes, it's covered with crud.
A: I'm going to clean it.
B: Don't use water on it!
A: I'll use a damp cloth.
B: Don't let water get into any of the cracks.
A: I'll squeeze the cloth so it's almost dry.
B: Don't rub the numbers off the remote.
A: I will rub gently but firmly.
B: Do it quickly, please, so I can change channels during commercials.
A: I'll give it back to you in a couple of minutes.
B: Maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean.