19. A New Face

A: Did you see the woman with the new face?

B: Did she get a nice job?

A: She got an "everything" job!

B: What do you mean?

A: A team of doctors gave her a whole new face.

B: Why did they do that?

A: A mad dog bit most of her face off.

B: Oh, that's terrible. What does she look like now?

A: Her face is really fat, but they say the swelling will go down.

B: And then will she look normal again?

A: I guess so.

B: God bless modern medicine.