10. The English Major

A: What is your major?

B: English.

A: What are you going to do with an English major?

B: I'm going to be a teacher.

A: High school or middle school?

B: High school.

A: I teach high school English.

B: I didn't know that.

A: I started teaching five years ago.

B: How do you like it?

A: Do you see all this gray hair? It was totally black five years ago.

B: Maybe I'll teach middle school.