10. George Tells Jokes

A: I see that former President Bush is at a conference.

B: Yes. He's telling jokes about his eight years as president.

A: Yes, those eight years were a lot of fun for everyone.

B: Only 4,000 American soldiers were killed overseas.

A: Not to mention 40,000 wounded soldiers.

B: But Bush visited some of them in the hospital once.

A: That's nice that he found the time to make a visit.

B: He spoke to them and made them feel better.

A: Did he speak to every family that lost a soldier?

B: No, he didn't have time to do that.

A: Well, he's got plenty of time now!

B: No, he's too busy writing a book about how hard it was to be president.