9. Every Vote Counts

A: That election for U.S. Senator stunk.

B: What do you mean?

A: There were more votes than voters!

B: But that's impossible.

A: Officials said that it's possible.

B: Did they explain how it's possible?

A: No. They said there are some things you can't explain.

B: So are they going to hold another election?

A: No. That will cost too much money.

B: So it's better to save money than to have an honest election?

A: Well, the Democratic Party says it was an honest election.

B: Of course they say that. Their man won!