13. A Good Nose

A: Some people have good noses.

B: I wish I had a good nose. Mine is way too big.

A: I don't mean good-looking. I mean good-smelling.

B: Oh. But that can be a curse.

A: Yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.

B: I'll say. My girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.

A: Did she catch you using drugs?

B: Sort of. She knows whenever I sneak a cigarette.

A: You don't need a good nose for that. Cigarettes stink.

B: But when I sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!

A: Boy, that is a good nose.

B: I told her she should apply for a job at customs.