10. A Bad Date

A: I had the worst date the other night.

B: What happened?

A: First of all, he was half an hour late.

B: That's not a good start.

A: Then he didn't bother to apologize.

B: That's rude.

A: Then he drove too fast to the restaurant.

B: That's dangerous.

A: I thought about getting out and taking a taxi home.

B: What happened at the restaurant?

A: We had a $40 meal, and he left a $1 tip!

B: I guess you can't go back to that restaurant.