8. Two Pineapples

A: I have a date tomorrow night.

B: Really? Who with?

A: A girl I met at the market.

B: You met a girl at the supermarket?

A: She was standing behind me in a really slow line at the checkout counter.

B: What did you say to her?

A: I had two pineapples in my cart, and she asked where I had found them.

B: She asked you about your pineapples?

A: I told her I had gotten the last two on the shelf, but I offered her one of mine.

B: That was nice of you.

A: She asked me how she could return the favor, so I asked her out.

B: Sometimes a slow line can be a good thing.