A: I've got a date for you. B: Oh, really? A: Are you interested? B: Maybe. What is she like? A: She's got a great personality. B: Uh-oh. That means that she's fat and ugly. A: She's cute. B: Okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat. A: She weighs 98 pounds. B: Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her? A: Who said there is a problem with her? B: The problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!