A: What are you going to do about your death? B: Well, mostly I'll try to avoid it. A: I mean, are you going to get buried or cremated? B: My wife and I will be cremated. A: Are you going to be buried next to each other? B: Oh, no. Our ashes will be shaken into the ocean. A: You're not going to be buried? B: A coffin costs too much and takes up too much space. A: Yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you. B: Children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery. A: That's true. A cemetery is for dead people, not living people. B: We figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.