A: I missed the TV news last night. What was on? B: Nothing that would pass as news. A: What's the weather going to be like this weekend? B: I don't know. Whenever the weather comes on, I switch channels. A: What was the lead story on the news? B: Some actress was in court for driving without a license. A: What was the second story? B: Some actor married a woman young enough to be his daughter. A: What was the third story? B: A bull chased a man in a supermarket. A: Wasn't there anything about Octo-Mom? B: Of course. She's going to hire a nanny for her eight infants.