175. He Will Work for Gas

Doug went to the gas station. “Can I a job?” he asked. The owner said, “Maybe can have a job. Can you count money? you put gas in a car?” “Yes,” said . “I can count money. I can put gas a car. So, can I have a job?” “ is just one problem,” said the owner. “I pay you with money.” “You cannot pay me money?” asked Doug. “What good is that? What you pay me with—bananas?” “No,” said the owner. “ won’t pay you with bananas. You aren’t a , are you? No, I will pay you with . I have lots of gasoline.” “It’s a deal. car uses lots of gasoline,” said Doug.