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191. Buy a Goat
“I hate mowing my lawn,” said Gil. “Every
I have to mow my lawn. Every week
six months I have to mow my lawn.
can I do?” “You should dig it up,”
Brenda. “Take out all the grass. Pave your
. Make a concrete yard. Then you won’t have
mow it. You don’t have to mow concrete.
grows, but concrete doesn’t grow.” Gil thought that
a bad idea. “That’s a bad idea,” he
. Concrete is hot. Concrete is ugly. Concrete is
. “Nobody wants a concrete yard,” he said. “I
another idea,” said Brenda. “Buy a goat. A
will eat all your grass. A goat loves
eat grass. Get rid of your dog. Your
doesn’t eat grass. Your dog is lazy. A
is a hard worker.” Gil said that was