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89. A Drunk Driver
The policeman saw the car. The car was
. Richard was driving the car. The speed limit
35 mph. Richard’s car was going 50 mph.
policeman turned on his siren and flashing lights.
caught up to Richard. But Richard didn’t pull
. Richard was drunk. He was drinking a cold
. He was listening to loud music. He was
a good time. Finally he noticed the siren
flashing lights behind him. Richard pulled over. He
the car and turned off the engine. He
the can of beer out the window. The
walked up to the car. He picked up
can of beer. “Is this yours?” he asked. “
, sir,” Richard said. “It’s cold,” the cop said. “
’s still some beer in this can. I bet
fingerprints are on this can.” The cop told
to get out of the car. He told
to tilt his head back and close his
. He told him to touch his nose with
finger. Richard got dizzy. He lost his balance.
started to fall. The cop grabbed him. He
Richard into the back seat of his police
. He told Richard, “You shouldn’t drink and drive.” “
know that,” Richard said. “Everybody knows that,” said
cop. “But they still drink and drive.”