11. Hotel Hell

A: That hotel was terrible.

B: The worst in the whole world.

A: The walls were so thin.

B: All day long we heard TVs or telephones.

A: All night long we heard people snoring.

B: Housekeeping didn't give us fresh towels.

A: Room service brought us a cold dinner.

B: Our nonsmoking room stunk of cigarette smoke.

A: Our room was right next to the elevator and the ice machine.

B: They added phony charges to our bill.

A: How did we end up in that terrible hotel?

B: The travel agent gave us a 50-percent discount!