A: I hate flying.
B: So do I.
A: A long time ago, flying used to be okay.
B: Now it's like riding a bus.
A: You're jammed in with people all around you.
B: Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.
A: You don't have any elbow room or knee room.
B: People are always getting up to use the bathroom.
A: Kids are crying or climbing over you.
B: It's a flying zoo!
A: I wish I could afford first class seats.
B: Doesn't everybody?