20. Hit and Run

A: They were in a crosswalk near school at 3 a.m.

B: Who?

A: Two students from USC.

B: What happened?

A: A speeding car ran a red light, killing the girl.

B: What happened to the other student?

A: He landed on the hood of the car.

B: Did he get off the hood?

A: No, the car stopped and the passenger pushed the injured student off the hood.

B: I'll bet the car continued on its way.

A: Of course it did. Why stop after you've run over two people?

B: I hope they find them and put them in jail for life.