A: You're driving too fast. B: I'm in a hurry. A: Don't ever be in a hurry. B: It's not my fault. You didn't wake me up. A: That's not my fault. You didn't tell me to wake you up. B: Well, I meant to. A: Don't ever be in a hurry when you're driving. B: Why not? A: Because you'll have an accident. Most accidents are because people are in a hurry. B: How do you know that? A: I read a lot. B: I thought drunks caused most accidents.