11. Golf Is No Picnic

A: Golf is so hard.

B: What's so hard about hitting a little white ball?

A: It's hard if you want to do it right.

B: You mean like Tiger?

A: No, like a good amateur golfer.

B: What's so hard about golf?

A: There are so many things you have to do right.

B: Like what?

A: Like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.

B: Yikes! Who can remember all that?

A: You need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.

B: Forget it. Golf sounds more like work than fun.