2. Golf Is Silly

A: Golf is a silly game.

B: It certainly is.

A: You hit a white ball.

B: And then you chase it.

A: And then you hit it again.

B: Finally, you put the ball into a hole in the ground.

A: You do this 18 times, because there are 18 holes.

B: What's the point?

A: How can it be fun?

B: They pay money to play this silly game!

A: I think golfers have a mental problem.

B: I think they're nuts.