15. Hit and Run

A: The cops finally found the husband.

B: What husband?

A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.

B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.

A: The husband said he tried to help the boy.

B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.

A: No, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.

B: So what? They still drove off.

A: The husband said a fire department was nearby.

B: So what? Did he dial 911?

A: He said he was thinking about it, but he didn't get around to it.

B: He didn't get around to turning himself in, either.