10. Guns for All

A: The city is buying guns.

B: What are they paying?

A: Up to $200 for each gun, no questions asked.

B: Why are they doing this?

A: They want to get guns off the street.

B: Who would turn in a gun for $200?

A: That isn't a good deal?

B: A good gun costs $400 or more.

A: Well, if you bring your receipt, maybe they'll give you $400.

B: I'll keep my receipt and my gun.

A: I didn't know you had a gun.

B: Everyone in America should have a gun.