1. Too Much Crime

A: Why is there so much crime?

B: Because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.

A: Is that it?

B: Also, there aren't enough police.

A: But there are a lot of police.

B: There's only one police officer per 100 criminals.

A: Can't we hire more police?

B: No. It costs too much money.

A: Doesn't crime cost more than police?

B: Yes, it does.

A: So it would be cheaper to hire more police?

B: Yes, it would.