4. A Bad Steak

A: I'm calling the waiter.

B: What's the matter?

A: This steak has too much fat.

B: What do you want the waiter to do?

A: Bring me a better steak.

B: I wouldn't do that.

A: Why not?

B: They will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.

A: You're crazy.

B: Then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.

A: Where do you get these crazy ideas?

B: I used to cook in a restaurant!