10. Hungry Bears
A: Bears are invading our neighborhoods.
B: Of course they are. They're starving to death.
A: They should stay in the woods where they belong.
B: There's no food in the woods.
A: Can't they eat grass?
B: Do you think a bear is a cow?
A: Well, I've seen them eating berries.
B: Berries aren't in season all year round.
A: It's too dangerous for kids and pets.
B: People need to cover their trash cans.
A: The police need to shoot all the bears.
B: You don't solve a problem by shooting it.
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