2. A Blood Stain


A: What's this stain?
B: I don't know.
A: It looks like blood.
B: I think my nose was bleeding.
A: You should wet your shirt immediately.
B: Why?
A: Because that gets the blood out of the shirt.
B: What's a little blood?
A: Your white shirt is ruined.
B: So, I'll just buy another one.
A: You can wear this one around the house.
B: Next time I'll soak it immediately.


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