9. A Pound a Week

A: I'm gaining weight.

B: How much have you gained?

A: Three pounds just this month.

B: Do you know why?

A: I think it's the ice cream.

B: You started eating ice cream?

A: It was on sale.

B: How much did you buy?

A: I filled up my freezer with ice cream.

B: Well, it won't last forever.

A: No, I figure I'll finish it all by next week.

B: Then you can start losing weight, if there isn't another sale.