7. A Pink Orange

A: There's something wrong with my orange.

B: What's wrong?

A: It's not orange!

B: Your orange isn't orange?

A: No, it's dark pink!

B: Are you sure? I never heard of such a thing.

A: I just peeled it, and I'm looking at it right now.

B: Let me see. Yes, you're right. Your orange is pink.

A: Who ever heard of such a thing?

B: Oh, look. Here's the little sticker that was on it. It's called a Pink Navel.

A: What is this world coming to?

B: Who knows? Maybe soon we'll have pink bananas.