3. I Used to Work in a Deli

A: I used to work in a deli.

B: How did you like it?

A: I loved it!

B: Did you get free food?

A: I ate free cheese and meat every day.

B: That sounds like a great job.

A: Whatever a customer ordered, I sliced off a little more for me.

B: Did you get fat?

A: No, but I did put on a few pounds.

B: That sounds like a dream job.

A: It was, until one day my manager caught me.

B: No more free cheese for you, huh?