10. It Isn't News

A: TV news is so stupid.

B: They shouldn't even call it news.

A: Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.

B: Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.

A: Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.

B: Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.

A: The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.

B: The sports guy shows us players fighting.

A: They always tell us "what's next."

B: They always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.

A: It's more like news for kids.

B: They should have kid reporters.