7. Vote for Ralph

A: Who did you vote for for president?

B: I voted for Ralph Nader.

A: Who in the world is Ralph Nader?

B: He's the best man for president.

A: Why's that?

B: He hates corporations.

A: Well, most corporations do think only about money.

B: He hates Democrats and Republicans.

A: Well, they do put their party before their country.

B: He's the only candidate that I trust.

A: But he didn't have a chance. Nobody voted for him!

B: Sooner or later, voters will wake up.