A: Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve. B: But I don't have a tissue. A: Then go find a tissue in the bathroom. B: I didn't have time to get one from there. A: Your sleeves are not tissues. B: But Mom, all my friends use their sleeves. A: That doesn't make it right. B: I saw Dad wipe his nose on his sleeve yesterday. A: I will talk to your father about that. B: I bet Dad did it all the time when he was my age. A: Your daddy was a good little boy. B: How do you know? Were you his mommy, too?