A: Don't you ever cheat on me. B: Why would I do that? A: Because men like to cheat. B: Some men do, but not me. A: I'm watching you. B: I'm an open book. Watch me all you want. A: If I catch you, you'll be sorry. B: You won't catch me, because I love you. I'm not a cheater. A: I will poke your eyes out. B: I don't want any other woman. A: I will chop your toes off, one by one. B: Honey, please. You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.