46. The Elephant

A: Yikes! What was that noise?

B: I had to blow my nose.

A: Did you have to blow right next to the phone?

B: Did you hear that?

A: Of course I heard that. I thought a plane had crashed into your house.

B: It wasn't that loud.

A: I will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.

B: Okay. I'll take your word for it.

A: I thought you had an elephant in your house.

B: You're funny.

A: What did you say? I think I've gone deaf.

B: I'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. I'll be right back.