30. Do You Love Me?

A: Do you really love me?

B: Of course.

A: Prove it.

B: How can I prove it?

A: Take me to dinner.

B: That's it? That's all I have to do?

A: Take me to a nice restaurant, not to McDonald's.

B: But a nice restaurant costs money.

A: Yes, and you have to make a reservation.

B: That's such a hassle.

A: I knew you didn't love me.

B: Okay, okay! I'll make a reservation right now.