25. Give Me a Puppy

A: Mom, I want a puppy.

B: Let me think about it.

A: Why do you have to think about it?

B: Because a puppy costs money.

A: No, it doesn't. Puppies are free.

B: Yes, but a puppy needs shots.

A: Shots for what?

B: So it won't get sick. Just like you get shots.

A: I hate shots.

B: And a puppy eats food. Food costs money.

A: No problem. I'll give him food off my plate.

B: Oh, no you don't. Puppies don't eat vegetables.