40. A Pair of Magi-pants

Peggy was watching TV one day. It was afternoon, so there was nothing good on. It mostly just local news, soap opera, or paid . Peggy decided to watch the paid programming channel. product they were trying to sell was Magi-pants . to the sellers, Magi-pants made your legs smaller. They came in multiple colors. The TV satisfied customers talking about Magi-pants . One of even said that she gained confidence after wearing pants.

Peggy usually made fun of the people paid programming. This time, however, she wanted to the product. Peggy never liked her legs. No how much she exercised or diet, her legs still be big. Magi-pants was also having a , too. Buy one pair, get the second one off. If she called within ten minutes, she get a free pair of MagiShorts. Peggy called number. She ordered one pair.

A week later, pants arrived in the mail. Peggy tore the and tried them right away. She looked in mirror, but did not see the difference. Frustrated, called the company asking for a refund. "Miss, you sure you don't see the difference?" "Yes, am sure," Peggy said. The sales representative tried offer her another pair of pants, but Peggy . That was the first and last time she anything from paid programming.



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