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Asking for More Amenities Practice the Conversations of This Topic with Mike 1B: Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir? A: The free stuff, you know, the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc. B: I see. Sir, if I may ask: Have you used up all the amenities in your room? A: Not at all. I still have enough for the next few days. B: Then what is the problem, sir? A: I need some to keep as souvenirs! B: Souvenirs? A: Yes, souvenirs. Trinkets to remember my trip by! B: We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor, sir. A: That's not the same. I never pay for hotel souvenirs! B: I'll call housekeeping. Someone will be up with more amenities shortly. 2 B: Could you be a little more specific, sir? A: To be more specific, the free stuff, like soap, lotion, and shampoo. B: I understand. Now, you're saying that you've already used up all your amenities? A: No! I've got all I need for my stay here. B: So, what's the problem? A: I need souvenirs! B: You want some souvenirs! A: Yes, yes. Souvenirs. B: But, sir, our souvenir shop carries all those items. A: That's not the same thing. If you buy hotel souvenirs, they have no sentimental value. B: I understand, sir. I'll call housekeeping. You'll have your souvenirs shortly. 3 B: I'm sorry, sir. I'm not sure I understand. A: I'm talking about the free stuff, like soap and shampoo. B: Oh, I see. So, you're saying that you've already run out of your amenities. A: No, no. I've got plenty left. B: Now I'm confused again! What is the problem? A: What am I going to do about souvenirs? B: Oh, I get it! You want souvenirs! A: Yes, I've got enough soap for my use, but no extra soap for souvenirs. B: Sir, our souvenir shop carries all those items, and as a guest you get a discount. A: Please! Free souvenirs are the only true souvenirs. B: I understand completely, sir. Housekeeping will bring you souvenirs in just a moment. 4 B: By amenities, exactly what do you mean, please? A: You know, the things that are free, like the soap and the shampoo. B: Okay, I got it. You've already run out of all your amenities? A: No, I still have plenty left, even if I took three baths a day. B: I'm more confused now than before. How is there a problem? A: I need to take home some souvenirs! B: Okay, finally I understand. You would like souvenirs! A: Yes, souvenirs that I can take home and add to my collection. B: If it's souvenirs you want, sir, just visit our souvenir shop. It has everything. A: Are you kidding? Whoever heard of paying for hotel souvenirs? B: No problem at all, sir. Housekeeping will deliver you all the amenities you like in a bit. 5 B: I'm not sure I'm following you, sir. A: Specifically, I'm talking about the little things, like soap and shampoo. B: Oh, now I understand! So, you've already used up all your amenities? A: No, I'm not even halfway through my supply. B: I'm losing you, sir. What's the problem? A: What's the use of going to a hotel if you don't take home souvenirs? B: Okay, I got it. You're collecting souvenirs! A: There you go. My friends expect me to bring home souvenirs. B: Have you visited our souvenir shop, sir? It's loaded with all kinds of items. A: I've never paid for a hotel souvenir in my life, and I don't intend to start now. B: Sir, housekeeping will bring you a basketful of amenities momentarily. Copyright © 2012. All rights reserved. |