7. Where Is Tiger From?


A: Did you watch that golf tournament?

B: The one that Tiger won?

A: How did he do it?

B: It was nothing for him.

A: He sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!

B: He sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.

A: I think he is from outer space.

B: No human could possibly play golf that well.

A: Whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.

B: No human can do that.

A: Somebody should check his birth record.

B: I bet it says he was born on Mars.