5. Don't Waste Your Money


A: I hope I win the lotto.

B: Your chances are very small.

A: But you can't win if you don't play.

B: Ha! You can't win if you do play.

A: Someone has to win.

B: That's what everyone says.

A: It might as well be me.

B: That's what everyone says.

A: You're trying to tell me something.

B: That didn't take long.

A: You think I should quit playing.

B: Save your money for school.