2. Don't Vote for Him


A: The election is next week.

B: Who are you voting for?

A: I'm not voting for the mayor.

B: Why not?

A: He made promises that he didn't keep.

B: Like what?

A: He promised to hire 1,000 more police officers.

B: How many did he hire?

A: One hundred!

B: Maybe he had a good reason.

A: Maybe he's just a liar.

B: Maybe I'll vote for someone else, too.