12. I Love You More than Money


A: Does your girlfriend ever make you angry?

B: Sometimes.

A: What does she do?

B: Just yesterday, I told her I wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.

A: That was a nice thing to say.

B: That's what I thought.

A: What did she say?

B: She laughed! She didn't believe me.

A: That wasn't very nice of her.

B: She said that nothing is more important to me than money.

A: What did you say?

B: I told her I wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.