A: I don't like our flag.
B: What's the matter with it?
A: It's too much like other flags.
B: Yes, a lot of flags have stripes.
A: A flag should be pretty.
B: What should our flag look like?
A: It should have a pretty woman on it.
B: That's ridiculous!
A: You don't like pretty women?
B: Of course I do. But not on our flag!
A: Every nation should have a pretty woman on their flag.
B: You can't go to war carrying a flag with a woman on it!
